I'd like to thank the Mongoloidians

It's come down to THIS?

Thanks to MONGOLIA? MONGOLIA?

Oh, dry my lovely tears of pride, oh-be-still my patriotic heart! With the great Horde on our side, the tribes of Europe stand not a chance!

What? Oh, wrong century.

MONGOLIA?

Shit, not that Im making light of their contribution. Their 120 proud horesemen with swords and spears gleaming, the thunderous hoofbeats of their horses, will no doubt strike fear into the hearts of many a insurgent.

GMAFB.