Small peniled ijits

It was just a matter of time.

Surprised Customer Says Penis Pills Don't Work

A New Jersey man has filed a false advertising lawsuit against a maker of herbal penis enlargement pills, alleging the medicine does not fulfill its promises, the plaintiff's lawyer said on Monday.
Two similar cases, filed last year in Colorado and Ohio, accuse manufacturers of herbal dietary supplements, VigRx and Enzyte, of falsely claiming to be able to add substantial length and girth to a man's penis.

All three suits seek class action status and claim to represent more than 1 million total plaintiffs.

I'm sure everyone has seen these terrible commercials with the cheesy actors and the voice over that states such not-so-veiled allusions like "Since using Enzyte, Bob has a much bigger driver" or whatever.

So it doesnt work. Really? You dont fucking say. Look, I know us Americans arent so bright (see: election results, 11/2/04)... but if there was a product that gave men longer and fatter cocks, they'd make a fucking breakfast cereal outta the shit and beer would be fortified with the stuff.

Now, those 1,000,000 jacklegs that were stupid enough to actually think it would work - rescind your lawsuit, take a hammer and bash your nuts to pulp, cause the gene pool needs none of what you have to offer.

And for you ijits out there - here you go: Enzyte - for insecure ijits.