Makes me wanna....

I mean, really. Like Ive had a undercooked fish sandwich served between two Skoal spit soaked slices of Wonder bread covered in the skin-flakes from Ann Coulter's boney thighs after she's had a three way with Pan-Face Hannity and Dennis Rodman (sorry, Dennis).

Anyway....

Hours spent by House committees in the 1990's looking into Bill Clinton's Christmas card lists: 140

Hours spent by House committess in the last two years investigating the widely-reported torture at Abu Gharib: 12

Geebus H. Craps! What has happened to our country under these rouges?