Nothing says Jesus like...

Waking up before the dawn, standing in line, and pushin-&-shovin to buy more needless shit made by Chinese slave labor.

Oh, yes, the season to celebrate CHRISTMAS (lest Bill O'Fallafel or John Gibson take you to task for daring call it anything else) is upon us. One where nothing matters more than scoring a $3.99 copy of that Patrick Swazye opus "Point Break".

And god knows, nothing teaches a child a better lesson about the grace of Jesus Christ than knowing their mommy was able to snatch up that Bratz Karaoke Machine for $39.95 (down from $130.00 - what a deal!).

Oh, yes, on the day when those stalwart Christian Patriots (we dont sell no damn Eminem records, but we do have Vegi-Tales) at Wal-Mart expect to earn 75 bagazoonialian dollars* and personally flog 18 Union leaders as part of their "Capitalism works fine for us, now get back to work you stupid inbred Cracker, lest we set the dogs upon you" High Holy days, it's a happy feeling to know that you are doing your part to not only celebrate the grace of Jesus, but also doing your part for the Chinese economy.

Merry fuckin Christmas.


*not a real dollar amount, although Wal-Mart did have a one-day sales total of 1.52 billion on "Black Friday" 2003.



ps - and, really, check out that John Gibson link, what a wing-nut!