Silly English Kaniggets

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"Monty Python's Spamalot" opened last night on Broadway to very good reviews. In honor of such a monumental event I present you with a taste the greatest script in the history of film making (or something like that).

I'll be seeing Spamalot (which is pretty much a reinterpretation of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail") in a few weeks - I'll report back with my own review when I do.

From Monty Python & The Holy Grail:

ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your
castle by force!
GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your
bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you,
so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kaniggets.
Thppppt!
GALAHAD: What a strange person.
ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man!
GUARD: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed
animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! You
mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!

Visit Spamalot's official site.